CORNERSHOP

Cornershop is a mind f**k.  Its the shop of the future. The shop of the apocalypse.  Its shopping for the mind. Check your beliefs before entering as they just might get shredded. We’ve got magazines, scratch cards, CCTV, the lottery.  Browse our fine selection of foods including inglish-ethnic and our fresh, organic and monogamous produce range. If we don’t have it we’ll order it on our Darkweb portal. Just remember no guide dogs (or other animals who think they’re special). Dont forget your till receipt, its a revelation.